OK Gang. It’s a heavy one. One for the serious. Speculative of course, but you don’t ask you don’t get.
We spoke previously about the Eden Project. A few things got in the way with that, but as far as I can see, that is developing on it’s own regardless. So it has legs. And we will revisit the Eden Project directly. This goes a bit deeper.
You know us by now, if you don’t, ask somebody 😉 We’ve been at this together for 20 years, and caused untold mischief on a Global scale. When it comes to spanking ‘Da Man’, I like to think that, collectively, we fought the law, and thus far we won. So much so, that I see a time ahead when we are the fucking law. Robin Hood and his Merry Men (and Ladies naturally), meets Braveheart, meets Morpheus, meets Wyatt Earp, meets Guardians of the Galaxy. That’s us.
In those 20 years, I’ve asked a lot of some of you. You haven’t let me down thus far. Few times here and there, sure you could have done more for your Tribe. But hey, life happens, priorities etc. We’ve learned to factor all that in.
I don’t go on other sites, but I get reports. I’m amused by some of the conversations over hither, and thither, about ‘oh we need $X to support our stuff‘. Is that so, Champ? $2k a month for servers, for hosting a basic forum? Yeah, you’re not full of shit, are you…
Well. As you can read here, for example – there are places where your hard-earned dollar actually does some good. And there are places where that money goes to fund lousy no good cunts who really have no place on our scene. Us Wilds have enough problems with people thinking we are all degenerates, without actual degenerates coming in and giving the Straights more ammo. I did not work 20 years to rid our magnificent Pet Lady of her shackles, to show Her in Her true light, to then have cunts coming in and doing the absolute opposite.
If you want to gravitate around crack whores, low-lives, and no good nobodies, you are better off strolling down to your local red-light district. You will find far more candy that way, and probably, far fewer shitbags to boot.
Here’s a little taste of our track record thus far:
- You wanted more, better lessons. I did them
- You wanted a way to meet others like us, we organized that, with BeastMatch first, then ZooSkool
- You had problems meeting real people – so we came up with our verification system
- You wanted better movies with genuine Pet Ladies doing things the right way – I found a way
- Pet Ladies wanted to do movies but not for $2 – I found a way
- When billing killed the industry, I nearly killed myself coming up with our Orion plan to take payments – resurrecting the entire scene
- When we experimented with a private club Gaia Gold, you folks chucked about $30k in the pot. We could have fucked off with it. We didn’t. We delivered
- When GG wasn’t working well, and we needed a better social side, I pulled that shit up. It ain’t perfect. But that’s the point of the thing so please read on
- You wanted beautiful mainstream Ladies to get into Pet, to show we could do it as well as they can, and better. Any questions there
- Some of you wanted to be there in person, we organized that for you. Those kinda experiences, you can’t buy in Walmart. Who you gonna call?
That’s the broad strokes, there are plenty other targets hit. But it paints the general picture.
In all these years, we have never fucked anyone. We don’t need to, fair is always fair. Everybody happy is the way forward ask any mega sales guru. We owe money to no-one. Well, we owe a couple dollars to a certain Patron but hey, that Chap been feeling the benefits of being on side with us, present at all the DogWoman shoots, and more. You lucky Devil 😉 I haven’t forgotten you don’t worry.
That particular Patron did the manly thing, contacted me and said, hey, I am a Gent with some net worth, who enjoys what we are doing, and would like to help, in return for perhaps some being there and enjoying the fun? Saved our ass actually. You lot are always saving our ass. Like I said in Team, we are each other’s safety net. We can’t do fuck all without you. We make the magic happen, together.
Now, point is, for me, Word. Is. Bond. Those that know me, know this to be the case. I dream yes, some dreams may seem outlandish, but throughout my life, I have learned that you can’t have a dream come true, without a dream. And, my dreams usually come true. I’ve achieved things most haven’t because I have the will to make things happen. It’s just who I am. I have plans, for us all, and I would very much like to see those plans bear fruit. I will get there if it kills me one way or the other. If I say I will do a thing rest assured it will get done. Not always immediately. But it will get done.
I’m looking around our planet, seeing what’s going on. It ain’t pretty. Lots of people, in lots of trouble. If Da Man don’t start pulling up solutions double quick, I do believe it will be the start of the end of days. You cannot indefinitely imprison people in their homes with no work and money. This is not a prison planet thanks. Fingers crossed they can band-aid that shit long enough to get us all through, before the whole shit show comes tumbling down. If it does, I’m ready. If you are standing next to me, you are ready too. I been ready for this, for years. It does not take a genius to look at history, look at where we are now, look at what’s happening, and figure out the likely next moves from up top. History repeats, it’s useful that way. The 1 thing all great Empires have in common, is that they end. Usually, not prettily. You Wild Bunch are Wild as Fuck, hardcore to the core, if anyone gonna be able to take care of themselves in any upcoming Zombie apocalypse, it’s gonna be us lot. Our furry friends got our back, for starters. So, it seems, does Mother Nature. So, I would not panic too much about all this. Yes, there may be some transitions. Change is a pain usually, but you learn to roll with it. Change is, after all, the only constant in the Universe.
I don’t like asking for help. Call it pride, I just need to feel in control of shit. Start bringing on investors, partners, advertisers, etc – then we are no longer free. You saw what happened with Fetlife. They made a lot of money off a lot of people for years. And, the moment their sponsors decided they didn’t quite like this or that kink, those people got kicked to the curb and fuck em. Dumped. Cheers for that. Way to stick with your people. I did actually contact Fetlife re. all that. They didn’t bother to respond. Who cares. Whatever they are doing we can do it better anyway. And we will.
Typically in business, you have your idea, you have your investment, and you set off and see what happens. Again, I would prefer to be a bit tight on funds sometimes, then have somebody wielding power over me because they chucked a bunch of $ on the table. As it stands – Corona aside – we have proven clearly, that it’s possible for a group of motivated individuals to step up and create a world. Self-funded, self-managing. No ‘your call is important to us‘ shit round here. You know where to find us. If you got problems, you tell us. And you do. And we do something about it. Bar the ability to part seas (yet) we are all but Bruce fucken Almighty. We are there for you, as we have always been. We are there for each other. I pray that can continue. We have the capability to put so much good shit into your life, you wouldn’t believe it if I told you. So I won’t, yet 😉
Adam will you get to the fucking point already? Alright, alright. Whatsamatter with you people. Rome wasn’t built in a day either. Took a few.
As you (should) know, Gaia, ArtOfZoo – our community, and stuff we do in the background – all of that is currently funded by movies. Movies have always been our go-to for generating support. I don’t believe in handouts, not unless someone really needs it. I am no Trump, or Edong Musk, I am no capitalist, I have very little interest in money. The options that money affords, yes. But love of money is the root of all evil. So, ask anyone who’s worked with me, about how I tend to veer away from things financial as much as possible. I’m the Artist, I don’t need that shit distracting me. I am grown-ass enough, however, to be aware of the importance of cashflow. It’s the only reason we are still here after all this time. Yes, I do know how to ‘pitch’ properly. But this ain’t a pitch. It’s long and tedious, designed to ward off those with less stamina. Reasons for everything.
Movies are really not the best way to generate support. Most our Members probably can’t afford the current (necessary) movie prices. Cunts steal our shit and put food on their tables, undermining our ability to continue our work, and providing you with the network we all need.
We are currently working on a bunch of orbiting projects, that should inject a good regular cashflow and take the pressure off the movie side. As that pans out, I could easily see a point where we are releasing movies for free, for the world to enjoy. As it should be. Those projects are underway. But my stubbornness in taking investors, is kinda limiting us. We could do with a little something, in the interim.
A couple dollars a month from you lot would make a huge difference. I’m not going to ask you for that just now. I will, shortly. The option to, at least. I know you won’t let me down there, when the time comes.
Instead, right now, here is what we are looking for. I’m calling it our GoldLine Moguls. We, as you might be aware, are generally knee-deep in petlove, day to day. We have more Ladies lining up to love doggies etc, than we can generally support. We do our best. In future we will do better. For now, Corona – folks short on funds. Some of you wealthier folks may not be feeling the Corona issue so hard. Many of our Members are. As such, I have a proposal for you.
I’m very, very particular about who I have around me. Security. However, as I’ve said in other posts, walls keep out wolves AND the Sun. We’ve relaxed a little on some of our more hardcore security policies more recently, allowing some of you into our world. And the pleasures therein. And, so far, you haven’t let me down. And, I gather you are enjoying yourselves (and, you are just dipping your toes in so far). So, maybe we might want to open our petals, just a bit more, and see what happens.
If you are a high net worth individual, who likes to play – I’m thinking of some kinda exclusive Club, where you get to hang out with us, and live the dream. Trust me, you want it, we got it. A space within which you can explore your outer and innermost kinkiest desires. All good, healthy consensual adult fun. You have 1 life, this time. Believe me, when I say, money comes and goes. Experiences are forever. You could drop dead tomorrow, having experienced none of it. It’s widely accepted, that on the old death bed, folks tend to regret things they didn’t do, rather than the things they did. Don’t let that be you. Do something about it, because trust me, there is no better life than sailing down that River of Love, and the abundance of happiness, joy and treasures therein. I’m tinkering with it as a possible Project Xanadu. Seems to fit.
Some of you older Gents – if you are considering the winter of your years and how you would like to go out – we can have you living like a Pet Sultan. Nursing homes and elderly communities my ass. Fuck that. This kind of service, you won’t find in the Yellow Pages. The Western World has eschewed it’s elderly, spat them out. Well, older civilizations understand the value of seniority. And who knows, we may breathe new life into you yet. If that’s you, you know where we are.
But Xanadu. If you are a chap with bucks, who would like to party with us. Would like to enjoy the myriad delights we enjoy on a daily basis, we might like to hear from you. We won’t break your balls. You will be well looked after. Vote for Pedro, and all your wildest dreams may just come true.
While I am there – a lot of our lovely Ladies are struggling a bit, with the plague bollox. They could do with a bit of support. Some of you have already contacted me about this, sorry if I can’t find your emails right now, you know who you are. If are you are a Gent, who might be willing to help a Lady out a little in these trying times, in return for a little something something – our SugarDaddies, yet to be properly organized but hey, plague schedule and all. If you’d like to help support a lovely Pet Lady, help her blossom and become magnificent, and onto other wilder things, please give me a shout. Let’s try and help each other through this.
I want to get going. I have plans out the ass and I am my own worst enemy. I let a few of you Champs into the camp, we are rocking. Then, we WILL change the world. I 100% guarantee it.
If you are feeling life is a bit meh. If you would like to step up to the plate, as others already have (thank God), if you would like your back scratched in ways you didn’t even imagine – then do please contact me. I’m looking for I guess around 5 guys. 5 Lucky Devils, who get to ride the Tiger and sail home with sweet stories to tell galore. If that’s you, you know where I am. You can’t take it with you. Drop me a line, and speak soon 😉 x