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Among other people in a certain country, which for many reasons it will be prudent to refrain from mentioning, and to which I will assign no fictitious name, on a day and date which I need not trouble myself to repeat, inasmuch as it can be of no possible consequence to the reader, in this stage of the business at all events, I decided to find myself the item of rarity whose description is prefixed to the head of this blog post.

But how to go about it?
The way I see it there are only two possible options:

1. Meet a woman you want to date and then introduce her to petsex.
2. Find someone who’s already into it.

But first of all; what qualifies me to give you advice? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. I’m just a guy, one who hasn’t even had the courage to be particularly active on here, and this is just a collection of (hopefully funny and informative) thoughts and feelings that I’ve had. Especially considering that I haven’t been successful myself. So feel free to ignore this, but you know what they say. Failure is the best teacher, so maybe you can learn something from mine. Food for thought.

The Problems

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As for the first question I can only speak for my own experience, but in the little over a decade that I’ve been dating, the number of women open to zoo sex comes down to a nice round zero. Now, I am by no means tactless I know how to broach a subject, bring it up subtly, gauge reactions, and then go from there. I’m not the kind of simpleton who just blurts out “DO YOU SUCK DOG DICK?” on the first date. But all the reactions I’ve received so far were somewhere between a judgmental “Don’t tell me you’re into that stuff” and a firm “Ew, no. Disgusting!”
This isn’t helped by the fact that I live in a country that is very reserved and proper and not the good kind, where you know that secretly everyone has a fetish, whether it’s tentacle porn or schoolgirl outfits. It’s just not a thought that people want to entertain here. And if they do they’d certainly never admit to it, not even to their partner. But again, this is just my personal experience, perhaps I’ve just never been at the right place at the right time.

That leaves us with only the second option and here we’re immediately faced with one big problem: How can you possibly tell? Zoo women (for obvious reasons) don’t advertise themselves. Yes, there are some who wear certain signals, like tattoos or jewelry, readable to someone “in the know”. But the chances of meeting a woman like that is about on par with winning the lottery while being attacked by a shark, and if said woman is single and there is a mutual attraction we can add getting struck by lightning into that probability mix. So, not something you can count on.

Also, just because a woman has a tattoo of a dog paw, that does not mean that she’s into zoo sex. It could be a memento of a (perhaps lost) companion who was/is there for her through a difficult time. Making such an assumption can lead to very awkward situations.

Online

The only surefire way of finding a woman who loves animals just the way you do is to sign up to a specialty website. One such as this. Allow me to preface this next part by saying that this is in no way meant to be a critique of AoZ. The people running it are doing their best to maintain a platform where like-minded people can connect and they are doing a pretty fantastic job of it.

A quick google search reveals that according to studies men with our shared preference is much more common than women. For every woman, there can be anywhere from 6.6 up to 17 men. I don’t know if this ratio is reflected on this website, for that I simply lack the data. This is insofar a problem that there is not enough to go around which means that the vast majority of us men are never going to find someone with who we can share this side of ourselves. But the way I see it that is not the biggest problem. No, the biggest problem is not the number of men, it’s the kind of men that most of them are. Well, perhaps not most of them but certainly the loudest.

I have a (somewhat) filled out profile that clearly says I’m straight and yet have myself been propositioned by strange men on more than one occasion. One of them. opening with the charming proclamation that he “wants my perfect uncut cock”. How he managed to find out that my cock is both perfect and uncut is beyond me. Now, if even I (straight, unverified, no media) receive such unwanted requests, I can only imagine what women on here must endure. It just illustrates the sort of “cast a wide net” approach that is prevalent on this website. Just send out as many messages to as many women as you can find and maybe one of them will provoke a response. BellaBitch has written a nice two-part post about how to contact women on here (Links at the bottom of the post). I recommend you read it if you haven’t already and if you’re the type of person who actually needs to be told these things then may God have mercy on you.

Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Garnamel, you handsome devil, don’t you see that this is really a blessing in disguise? If my competition consists of knuckle-dragging dimwits with dicks for profile pictures, that will make it much easier for me to stand out as being different!” And you could be forgiven for thinking that because there is truth to it. But it’s also short-sighted. In the long run, all it will lead to is that women, tired of being hounded and constantly bombarded with unwanted messages and propositions, are going to become less and less communicative. This will lead to more profiles being set to private, fewer appearances in the chat, and the removal of the private messaging buttons. The elusive zoowomen you’re trying to get with will still be around, they’ll just have separated themselves from everyone else. Then it doesn’t matter how creative, funny and charming you and the messages you send are, since they’ll never get through to the recipient. That is the exact opposite of what we all want. The whole point of us being here is to connect with each other.

What to do

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But so far I’ve offered nothing but problems and no solutions. What can we do? First, chill the fuck out! Us guys need to accept that we outnumber the women by a considerable margin and that for most of us this will only ever be a fantasy. It sucks, it’s tough, and there’s nothing we can do about it. We just have to accept it. If you want to meet someone out there in the world it’s best you get yourself your animal of preference. Chasing women who already have their preferred pet is likely to end in failure and frustration. Think about it, if they already have the company and the cock they crave then what do they need you for? So it’s up to you to send out a signal by taking the first step and becoming an owner. But keep in mind that if you get yourself a pet it needs to be raised and treated right. Don’t just get a dog as a fucking machine. A pet is not a hobby, it is a lifelong companion and it needs to be looked after as if it were a family member. And if you can’t or won’t make this commitment then this isn’t the lifestyle for you.

But even if you do, this is far from a guarantee of success. It will merely increase your chances. Make it clear when you meet a woman that you have a dog (ideally he’s with you when you first meet) and see how things go from there. Try to carefully bring up the topic before the relationship gets too serious and then make a decision. There is also a dating app called “dig” specifically for dog owners and people who want to date dog owners. Now, obviously, the women on there are not all into petsex but you might be more likely to find someone on there who is open to it. I myself have never tried the app, so I can’t make a definitive statement, it’s just a thought. Might be worth a shot.

But in truth, it mostly comes down to one factor which none of us have any control over; Luck. So I wish you the best of it and may you find what we’re all looking for.

Online

If you believe your chances of meeting someone on here are best then there are a few simple things you can do. First, chill the fuck out (see above), next, fill out your profile. And please put at least some effort into it. We know you love sex and animals, all of us here do, so write something more personal and informative. Next, quit it with the constant, repeated (and usually generic) messaging of every woman on here (especially newcomers). You’re only making things harder for yourself (and the rest of us too). Besides has that approach really ever worked? For anyone? Have you ever scored a date like that? I daresay no. So why not try a different approach, you only have something to gain from it.

Instead try to find someone with which you see something happening as realistic (based on factors like location, relationship status, and personality as described in the profile) and then try to establish contact (see Bellabitch’s posts here and here for reference). Try to look beyond the sexual compatibility and connect with them on a personal level, not just as a sex object. Make an actual connection, see if sparks fly.

Progressing like this with someone requires trust. And trust is something that is hard to come by, especially with the status that our community has in today’s world. I could write a whole other blog post about respect, intimacy, and trust in a kinky relationship (which is something I do have quite some experience with). It takes time and effort for trust to be earned and if you’re not willing to put in the work then it’s never going to happen.

It’s very possible, even likely, that it won’t work out, she’s not interested or you just get straight up rejected. That’s just something you’ll have to accept and deal with. And please don’t ever be that guy. You know the one. Who gets all butthurt and pissy “Well, you’re a bitch anyway” type. Once again you’re only making things worse for yourself and it reveals how poor of character you really are. And perhaps that’s the reason you got rejected in the first place. Women have intuition, you know.

In conclusion: Be yourself, be realistic, be forgiving, be gracious, and give it time. Who knows, maybe you’ll be one of the lucky few in the end.
Also, if you felt insulted or offended by anything I wrote, you’re part of the problem. Please change.

That’s all I can think of saying right now. Thank you for reading.

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11 Comments
  1. shagdog 5 days ago

    Luck!! I would have to agree with that.

    My current relationship started a few years ago after knowing her for several more. Luckily for us we knew each other before dating and we were very communicative about the things that interested us. With a solid relationship established we finally got a dog and about 2 months ago she was knotted for the first time. It only continues to get better.

    Good luck to you all.

  2. Knotsomuch 6 days ago

    I’ve been lurking here for quite awhile, and still have not met Anyone , let alone my prince! This is an awkward situation, and as a female I’m curious how to connect as well .

  3. badboy001 6 days ago

    Thank you for this post. Its not easy, but ‘she’ is worth it…

  4. KnotLover67 1 week ago

    Yes, yes, yes! Thank you for writing this.

    You took advantage of option 3: Write something that puts your thoughts and feelings out there. She may read it, see you are different and come to you!

    Good luck on your search.

  5. ilikealotm 1 week ago

    This is a Very to the point and accurate blog @Garnamel.
    WE all want to trust people in life and whether you can express your true intent and type of life/ pet life you want to share with a female is 100% on yourself. The way you express yourself here and when you meet is critical. You have to be honest, if you want something to actually happen. Everyone is different and you are not going to find a perfect match, not 100% in life. Whether you’re new here or experienced, your honesty builds the Trust thats needed to have a long relationship. Don’t cheat or Lie ! Don’t be a fake or a pic collector that Cum’s and goes from the community.
    I’m upfront , casual, and truthful. I am not into drama or fetishes. I’m not saying make yourself vulnerable to fakes, gold diggers, users or non pet lovers. Try to have a plan and follow through with it. The rewards can be a fantastic life with a knotty girl. I believe most of us want to Live the lifestyle without drama and when possible try to connect with other nice pet people along the way. You can share with a friend that could grow into a lasting relationship. Most importantly, you both need to be on the same page! TALK about everything that both of you want in the relationship, sometimes it means being a little flexible. There needs to be a balance / give and take from both. People do change some over time. If there is a common goal you have a chance to make a relationship work out. The goal is for you and her to be happy and enjoy this life together.

  6. manasa 1 week ago

    you missed out a few things, but excellent read though.

    when you’re trying to find some one online, remember its virtual and trust is going to take even longer to build.

    Don’t get frustrated soon and don’t ever ask for nudes, you may come up with fakes but its a fact that you can’t really tell if the girl you’re chatting with is not a girl in reality.

    talk, talk and talk a lot, women love to talk, they like love, compassion, dedication, sometimes they may test you to see your sincerity don’t jump up and down if she is making you go crazy , we have been doing this for ages even before the internet era

    if she is here, chances are she likes animals sexually so its not that you have to introduce them, they already are interested

    you have to find her to love her for who she is, not because she will be a good bitch for your dog

  7. JKK60 2 weeks ago

    Here is the problem for guys as I see it. Foremost u have to look urself in the mirror and be truthful about the person u are. Most guys can’t do it. Most come to the site with the belief that because they own a dog then the women here will automatically drop to all fours. First is the girls looking for an experience or a potential relationship? Either way it’s coming down to the guy, are u pushy, arrogant and just down right creepy. If ur this guy then ur not going to find either girl. This works the same as any vanilla dating. Bottom line is a guy gotta know who he is b4 he can find either type of girl.

  8. davestar 2 weeks ago

    Your 2 questions are correct but there is one thing that unites them: you need your dog.
    When you meet a woman and you want introduce her into our “wonderful world”, it is important to see her reaction with your dog, in my opinion it requires a lot of times, years, but one step can be leave your dog sniff her but you have to be careful.
    Second option is more simple, you don’t have to introduce her but you need a dog for convince her to give you a chance, and of course you have to be yourself.

  9. hunabkux 2 weeks ago

    Good advice for lady dog lovers or ladies who love dogs as part of their life. I love dogs, ladies and ladies with dogs!

  10. BellaBitch 2 weeks ago

    Fantastic blog! I heartily agree with the advice… I’ve been extremely fortunate in the people I’ve met here. It does happen, you may find your unicorn. Just remember shes an elusive creature and a treasure – treat her as such ❤🦄
    xxx Bella Bitch

  11. LadyX 2 weeks ago

    What an interesting reading and an useful guide. Love it.💋

    100% fill in profile because I do check profile and wall before I reply back to people and just age information is so boring.

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